Marching Bands Are Just Homeless Orchestras by Siedell Tim

Author:Siedell, Tim [Siedell, Tim]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humor
ISBN: 9780974551654
Publisher: StoryPeople Press
Published: 2010-12-20T07:00:00+00:00

I didn’t have to chew my leg off to get out of that boring meeting, but doing so certainly sent a strong message.

That Indian dinner was so authentic I think I hate Pakistan.

Screw the Mayan calendar. This Dilbert desk calendar speaks of nothing beyond December 31, 2010.

We need some new mythological creatures. I propose: Scentofawomantaur. Half Al Pacino, half horse. Speaks in hoo-ahs. Nonsequitaur. Half man, half horse, half-grilled cheese sandwich.

I want to live to see great-grandchildren. But instead of taking care of myself, I’ll just push my kids to get married at 9.

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